
This week on Cribs, we're taking a look at the home of Elite Pig Iron. Here to show us around is Violet Lotus.
V: Pig Iron had some work to take care of, but he asked me to show you, and your viewers, around the house. So here we are. This is the garden, where I've put on display some of the many iron pigs he receives. We probably get at least a dozen a month from fans and admirers. These two here are *my* favorites. Let's go in through the garage and you can take a look at his collection. Over here, we have his motorcycles and his sports cars. *smiles* Sometimes, if I ask nicely, he'll let me take one for a spin. On the other side of the garage, he's got his work vehicles. Humvee, Urban Assault Vehicles, Tank...
N: Wait, did you just say tank?
V: Yep. Pig Iron has two tanks on the premises. You can see one of them here in the garage.
N: I know we're not in the States, but doesn't someone have a problem with that?
V: Well, he can do more damage with his fists than the tank can, so the officials didn't really find it to be much of an issue. Moving on, here in the back is the machine shop. Through this door, we'll go into the house proper. First, we've got a nice mudroom, complete with a shower, for getting rid of work dirt. Now, since we're coming from the garage, our next stop is the kitchen. All of the modern conveniences, although I'll admit the microwave probably gets more use than the stove. Over here, the walk-in fridge, freezer and pantry can store enough food to feed 25 men for a week...which is usually just enough for the two of us.
N: Ah, yes, those famous nova appetites.
V: Through there you can see the dining room. Nothing much out of the ordinary there. We eat in the living room most of the time anyway...which is right through here. We made sure the couch and loveseat were big enough to be comfortable if we fell asleep on them. They also have heat and massage, and built in tray tables with heating and cooling.
N: That's quite a home theater.
V: Oh no, that's just the TV. The theater is downstairs. We can take a look at that now. Here, across from the theatre, we've set up our work-out rooms.
N: Pig Iron must have quite a set of weights.
V: *laughs* Yeah. We had to get seperate rooms set up for each of us. My weights are trivial for him, and, well, I can't even lift one of his dumbells. As you can see, I also have a nice gymnasium going. Now, we can get to the bedrooms from these back stairs. The rooms we're passing are the guest rooms. We have four of them, with a full bath for each. Down here we have...